CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris,
but usually they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.


If you type Chuch Norris in your GPS,
It'll lead you to a roundhouse kick to the face!


When Chuck was in middle school,
his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for
turning in a blank page with only
his name at the top.


When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.


If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say,
"Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."


Chuck Norris was once charged with three
attempted murders in Boulder County, but the
Judge quickly dropped the charges because
Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.