BIRTHDAY JOKES
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to
eat more cake.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
A true friend remembers your birthday but
not your age.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said I needed an upgrade.
The old lady was being interviewed by reporters
on the occasion of her 110th birthday.
"What do you think is the reason for your long life?"
they asked her. "Oh," she replied,
"I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago."
eat more cake.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
A true friend remembers your birthday but
not your age.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said I needed an upgrade.
The old lady was being interviewed by reporters
on the occasion of her 110th birthday.
"What do you think is the reason for your long life?"
they asked her. "Oh," she replied,
"I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago."
