YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit
sideways at the movie theater
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Mama so white, she uses flour as makeup.
Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash
and she moved out of my house
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
yo mama is so easy im your father
Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to
her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes
plans to escape.
Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
The integral of yo mama is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
The only way to get from point A to point B is around yo mama's fat ass.
Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!
Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!
Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.
Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin.
Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!
Yo mama's such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her "chamber of secrets".
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Yo mama is so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!.
Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!
Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!
Yo mama's so tall, she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
Yo mama's so tall, she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight.
Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach.
Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.
Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.
Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.
Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a timeshare is a few days camped out under a bridge.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her in the park digging up plants, she said she was "getting groceries".
Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
sideways at the movie theater
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Mama so white, she uses flour as makeup.
Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash
and she moved out of my house
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
yo mama is so easy im your father
Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to
her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes
plans to escape.
Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Mama is so Fat..
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
Math Yo Mama Jokes
The volume of yo mama is an improper integral.The integral of yo mama is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
The only way to get from point A to point B is around yo mama's fat ass.
Yo Mama is so Ugly...
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!
Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo Mama is so Dirty/Nasty/Greasy...
Yo mama's so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow!Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!
Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
Miscellaneous Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.
Yo Mama is so Hairy.
Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin.
Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!
Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.Yo mama's such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her "chamber of secrets".
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Yo Mama is so Short...
Yo mama is so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal.Yo mama is so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.
Barack Obama Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!.
Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!
Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!
Yo Mama is so Tall
Yo mama's so tall, she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches.Yo mama's so tall, she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
Yo mama's so tall, she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo Mama is so Dark..
Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight.
Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo Mama is so Skinny
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Star Trek and Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made Captain James T Kirk's penis go limp.Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach.
Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.
Nerd and Geek Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a "moron".Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
Anime Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye.Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.
Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.
Yo Mama is so Poor
Yo mama is so poor that when she tells people her address, she says "it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster."Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a timeshare is a few days camped out under a bridge.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her in the park digging up plants, she said she was "getting groceries".
Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo Mama is so Old
Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama is so Stupid / Dumb
Yo mama is so stupid that she stole free bread.Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
